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I’m so fucking proud of being part of Captain Swan Fandom, I love us. Reblog if you are part of CS fandom!

emmaandhooklove:

Im going to follow you all !

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edenwolfie:

just-raowolf:

edenwolfie:

my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe

We had to do this and I was partnered with a boy whose parents are a scientist and a doctor. My family spawned the book: Top Drawer Villain - autobiography of a London criminal.
First of all, we had to choose where we would shop. He wanted to buy from Booths. “We are not buying from Booths," I snapped. "Get on Asda’s website right now." His face froze.
“A-Asda?" he whispered. "But that’s where… The Lower Classes shop.”
This was a good start.
We then had to decide on a menu. We started on breakfast. “Toast," he said.
“Toast," I said. "Great. Look, Asda has its own wholemeal—”
“Warburton’s thick-slice white bread. Nothing else. With olive oil.”
“You WHAT?" I choked. "You have olive oil, on your toast, in the morning?”
He frowned. “Who doesn’t?”
“Okay," I said, "but what will the children eat?”
He gaped at me. “The children? We have children?”
We continued. All was well until it came to what we would have on our sandwiches. We even sorted out the children’s lunch - they, of course, would get free school meals. “Yes," he agreed; "if we can’t even afford Bertolli then they can get school meals on the government.”
He asked what dressing we should have on our ham. “Nuh-uh," I said. "Can’t have ham. I’m vegetarian.”
“But I’m not.”
“Yes, but we’re married and we can only afford one sandwich filler so it has to be vege—”
“We’re married!?”
“Of course we’re married! You’re devout Christian - how do you think I convinced you to have children?”
He shook his head, frowning. “Well I want ham. You’ll have to put back the washing powder - I need ham on my sandwiches.”
We continued. Finally, it was dinner. “Okay," he said, clearly thinking hard; "for dinner, we can have… Chicken nuggets and… Beans?”
“Vegetarian.”
“Vegetarian nuggets then. And beans.”
“We need vegetables. The children have to have a balanced diet.”
“You and your children!" he yelled, and the whole class looked around.
“They’re your children too!" I screamed back.
He leapt to his feet, shaking his head and looking distraught. “I don’t believe it - I don’t believe you! I wouldn’t have your children!”
“Please," I cried, standing up also. "Don’t—”
“I want a divorce!”
And he walked out of the classroom.
The teacher stood up and stared between me and the door through which he had vanished. “I’m sorry," I whispered, "but we couldn’t do it any more. There were just too many differences - I can’t live with someone who thinks champagne is a budget.”
I can’t wait to see this guy when he gets to university.

holy shit that’s glorious

edenwolfie:

just-raowolf:

edenwolfie:

my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe

We had to do this and I was partnered with a boy whose parents are a scientist and a doctor. My family spawned the book: Top Drawer Villain - autobiography of a London criminal.

First of all, we had to choose where we would shop. He wanted to buy from Booths. “We are not buying from Booths," I snapped. "Get on Asda’s website right now." His face froze.

A-Asda?" he whispered. "But that’s where… The Lower Classes shop.

This was a good start.

We then had to decide on a menu. We started on breakfast. “Toast," he said.

Toast," I said. "Great. Look, Asda has its own wholemeal—

Warburton’s thick-slice white bread. Nothing else. With olive oil.

You WHAT?" I choked. "You have olive oil, on your toast, in the morning?

He frowned. “Who doesn’t?

Okay," I said, "but what will the children eat?

He gaped at me. “The children? We have children?

We continued. All was well until it came to what we would have on our sandwiches. We even sorted out the children’s lunch - they, of course, would get free school meals. “Yes," he agreed; "if we can’t even afford Bertolli then they can get school meals on the government.

He asked what dressing we should have on our ham. “Nuh-uh," I said. "Can’t have ham. I’m vegetarian.

But I’m not.

Yes, but we’re married and we can only afford one sandwich filler so it has to be vege—

We’re married!?

Of course we’re married! You’re devout Christian - how do you think I convinced you to have children?

He shook his head, frowning. “Well I want ham. You’ll have to put back the washing powder - I need ham on my sandwiches.

We continued. Finally, it was dinner. “Okay," he said, clearly thinking hard; "for dinner, we can have… Chicken nuggets and… Beans?

Vegetarian.

Vegetarian nuggets then. And beans.

We need vegetables. The children have to have a balanced diet.

You and your children!" he yelled, and the whole class looked around.

They’re your children too!" I screamed back.

He leapt to his feet, shaking his head and looking distraught. “I don’t believe it - I don’t believe you! I wouldn’t have your children!

Please," I cried, standing up also. "Don’t—

I want a divorce!

And he walked out of the classroom.

The teacher stood up and stared between me and the door through which he had vanished. “I’m sorry," I whispered, "but we couldn’t do it any more. There were just too many differences - I can’t live with someone who thinks champagne is a budget.

I can’t wait to see this guy when he gets to university.

holy shit that’s glorious

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cunttcobainn:

earthshakinlove:

jketylr:

Robin Williams
1951-2014

RIP to one of the greatest

ugh mrs.doubtfire you will be missed

cunttcobainn:

earthshakinlove:

jketylr:

Robin Williams

1951-2014

RIP to one of the greatest

ugh mrs.doubtfire you will be missed

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R.I.P Robin Williams (1951-2014)


aelx:

ipoog:

daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!

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if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.

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I needed to rant somewhere and here seemed like the perfect place. I am so sick of seeing on my news feed on Facebook people spelling words, that a fucking toddler could spell, wrong and seriously poor grammar. I feel sorry for these people’s children as when the come home with spelling homework, their parents aren’t going to be able to help them because they are MORONS!! Honestly, I do not get how some people can be so stupid. RANT OVER!!


imnewlolhi:

jinja:

shellyd:

You really can’t argue with these results. My skin just looks over all healthier and more vibrant! I cannot say enough good things about this serum. I have noticed that if I have even the smallest blemish, this serum kicks it in the butt and off my face. I mean how cool is that?
This went from a totally unknown brand, that I really had my doubts about, to a MUST HAVE in my life.  While I would admit that in the right photo I have a bit of cosmetics on my face, you can’t deny with the results. My face is simply a different face. A fresher face for sure! If you are looking for a serum to add your routine, I highly recommend this one. Once you approach 20’s, I believe it is time to really start thinking about an anti-aging skin routine. I am so glad I started one.
Give it a try! You don’t have to buy it, if you feel it doesn’t work for you. 
Get your FREE trial bottle here (They can ship internationally)

I saw this on my dash 2 weeks ago so I figured why the fuck not, it’s just $5 for the shipping.
Here are my results so far:

I sometimes don’t even feel the need to work on my eyes when going out, and that saves me quite a ton of money as I used to spend a lot on make up for my eyes alone.
And most importantly, it made me feel like I have a brand new face after using it for only 3 weeks & is now a part of my daily routine 
Without a doubt, the best thing I ever bought with just $5.
Will try keep you guys updated x

im from hk & mine is coming in 2 weeks !!  cant wait !! 

imnewlolhi:

jinja:

shellyd:

You really can’t argue with these results. My skin just looks over all healthier and more vibrant! I cannot say enough good things about this serum. I have noticed that if I have even the smallest blemish, this serum kicks it in the butt and off my face. I mean how cool is that?

This went from a totally unknown brand, that I really had my doubts about, to a MUST HAVE in my life.  While I would admit that in the right photo I have a bit of cosmetics on my face, you can’t deny with the results. My face is simply a different face. A fresher face for sure! If you are looking for a serum to add your routine, I highly recommend this one. Once you approach 20’s, I believe it is time to really start thinking about an anti-aging skin routine. I am so glad I started one.

Give it a try! You don’t have to buy it, if you feel it doesn’t work for you. 

Get your FREE trial bottle here (They can ship internationally)

I saw this on my dash 2 weeks ago so I figured why the fuck not, it’s just $5 for the shipping.

Here are my results so far:

image

I sometimes don’t even feel the need to work on my eyes when going out, and that saves me quite a ton of money as I used to spend a lot on make up for my eyes alone.

And most importantly, it made me feel like I have a brand new face after using it for only 3 weeks & is now a part of my daily routine 

Without a doubt, the best thing I ever bought with just $5.

Will try keep you guys updated x

im from hk & mine is coming in 2 weeks !!  cant wait !! 

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